{"product_id":"born-with-sticks-in-my-hands-cool-future-drummer-rock-star-baby-feeding-bib","title":"\"Born with Sticks in my Hands\" Cool Future Drummer Rock Star Baby Feeding Bib","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_1566a303478d0a32\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_087bdb82e72bcdda\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_57be1a6bf5b2966e\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_f1049a1a9c058883\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThis bib is the official world tour merchandise for the only headliner who can clear a room faster than a pyrotechnics glitch. Featuring the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"141\"\u003eBorn with Sticks in my Hands\u003c\/b\u003e slogan, it’s a weary, witty tribute to the infant who treats every high-chair tray like a snare drum and your skull like a crash cymbal. While they haven't quite mastered the polyrhythms of Neil Peart, their ability to maintain a relentless 4\/4 beat using nothing but a plastic spoon and a bowl of oatmeal is nothing short of legendary. It’s the perfect gear for a tiny rockstar whose rider demands constant lukewarm milk, zero eye contact during the bridge, and a roadie (you) to clean up the \"demolished hotel room\" that used to be your kitchen floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cool Raccoon","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53361235525969,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/4635\/7329\/files\/bornsticksBIB.jpg?v=1774163834","url":"https:\/\/cool-raccoon.myshopify.com\/products\/born-with-sticks-in-my-hands-cool-future-drummer-rock-star-baby-feeding-bib","provider":"Cool Raccoon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}