"Born to Ride" Cool Trials Motorbike Stunt Rider Baby Feeding Bib

For the infant who views a standard carpet transition as a high-stakes technical section, this bib is the ultimate piece of protective gear. Sporting the Born to Ride slogan, it’s a nod to the pint-sized trials rider currently attempting a "clean" run through a bowl of spaghetti without dabbing a single finger on the high chair tray. While their current "bike" lacks a bash plate and high-torque engine, their ability to find the most precarious line across the living room furniture suggests a future filled with bunny hops and precarious balance. It’s the perfect attire for a trainee stunt pro who treats every diaper change like a high-intensity pit stop and has already mastered the art of the intentional "crash" just to see if the spectators are still paying attention.