"Born with Sticks in my Hands" Cool Future Drummer Rock Star Baby Feeding Bib

This bib is the official world tour merchandise for the only headliner who can clear a room faster than a pyrotechnics glitch. Featuring the Born with Sticks in my Hands slogan, it’s a weary, witty tribute to the infant who treats every high-chair tray like a snare drum and your skull like a crash cymbal. While they haven't quite mastered the polyrhythms of Neil Peart, their ability to maintain a relentless 4/4 beat using nothing but a plastic spoon and a bowl of oatmeal is nothing short of legendary. It’s the perfect gear for a tiny rockstar whose rider demands constant lukewarm milk, zero eye contact during the bridge, and a roadie (you) to clean up the "demolished hotel room" that used to be your kitchen floor.